Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and main antagonist of Steel Ball Run. He is the sixth antagonist of the series.

After encountering the Corpse of Jesus Christ's Heart while venturing through the Devil's Palm, Valentine was blessed with good fortune, and became lucky enough to be elected President of the United States. With his newfound power he made it his mission to collect the remaining parts of the Saint's Corpse in order to make the United States the center of the world. He creates the Steel Ball Run Race as a ploy to get his racers to find the parts for him, and gets into a heated battle with Johnny Joestar and Gyro Zeppeli over the corpse parts. He is eventually successful in retrieving the entire Saint's Corpse, but he is defeated by Johnny Joestar. After his death he is still remembered as a great president, and his approval ratings remained extremely high.

Valentine is a Stand User, wielding Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, whos ability is able to merge alternate universes.

Physical Appearance
Funny Valentine, in his usual appearance, is a tall muscular man with long blond hair. He wears a pink jacket over purple shirt and pants reminiscent of a magician's outfit.

Occasional Appearances
Valentine appears in JORGE JOESTAR as a major antagonist.

In Wrecking Ball, Part 1 Valentine appears as a child with short and curly blond hair wearing a white shirt.

In Tusk, Part 1 in his first appearance, and for the next few appearances, Valentine appears as a short tubby man.

In Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Valentine is shown with his back exposed, revealing an American Flag scarred on his back.

In World of Stars and Stripes - Outro Valentine's presidential portrait is shown. In this painting he wears a dark jacket over his usual outfit.

In Ball Breaker, Part 1 Valentine is aged up significantly by Ball Breaker and appears as an old man with no hair.

In Break My Heart, Break Your Heart, Part 2 an alternate universe version of Funny Valentine appears wearing a purple tank top.

Biography
TBA

I am not a theive!

Personality traits
Funny Valentine is extremely patriotic and nationalistic. He thinks America should come first no matter what, and he would do anything to make his country the most powerful in the world.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
With his Stand, Valentine is able to merge alternate realities together, and move in between them. With this ability he is able to venture into alternate dimensions and bring AU counterparts of other people into the "base" world.

D4C: Love Train
After retrieving the entire Saint's Corpse, D4C unlocks a new ability, Love Train. With this ability he is able to deflect any misfortune from him into other people throughout the world.

Age
Funny Valentine was 43 during Steel Ball Run.

JORGE JOESTAR

 * Chapter 6: Island
 * Chapter 8: Nero Nero Island (mentioned)
 * Chapter 14: Desolation Row
 * Chapter 16: Beyond II

Trivia

 * Valentine's catchphrase "Dojyaaan!" means "Tada!" in Japanese.
 * He also has a magician motif, as he wears magicians clothes and his Stand is shaped like a bunny.
 * The scene during which Funny receives his dead father's handkerchief is reference the movie "Pulp Fiction." Where a young Bruce Willis' character receives his dead father's watch.
 * Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States, while in real life Benjamin Harrison filled in that position.